Soccer Will Never Be Popular in the United States

OK, so never is a pretty long time, but I only have sofor popularity in the US. As long as soccer remains
much room for the title of an article; hence, allow mevery popular worldwide (which seems very likely), FIFA
to qualify it for you. As long the scoring in soccerwill make no major rule changes. And without major
(football to non-Americans) remains the same (2.2 totalrules changes there will be no significant increase in
average goals per game), it will not become a majorscoring, which of course, will prevent soccer from
team sport (top 3 in popularity) in the United States inbecoming popular in the US. Unless, of course, Major
the 21st or 22nd Century.League Soccer wants to play by different rules than
People's tastes can change a lot in 200 years in anyFIFA, which seems very unlikely.
culture or country, however, they rarely change thatSoccer organizations and their fans are very much like
quickly when it comes to major pastimes. BaseballMLB and its fans in regard to tradition and their
(first match played in the US, 1846), soccer (1869),resistance to change. Tradition has it place in
American football (1869), basketball (1891), and hockeyeverything in our society, including sports; but, there is
(1893) have all been around for a long time and theyalways a balancing act between the sacredness of
are not going anywhere in the near future. On thetradition and the improvement that change can make.
other hand, in the first 25-50 years of the 20thSoccer needs to make some changes to create more
Century, the only 3 "major" sports that existed in thescoring if it really wants to make it in the US.
US were baseball, boxing, and horse racing. And theI am less resistant to change than baseball and soccer
last two are slowing dying. Hence, allow me to backfans, so let me make a few suggestions to improve
off from the never comment, after all, I had to get yoursoccer. First, get rid of the rule that limits substitutions
attention somehow.to 3 per game. I see no reason not to allow unlimited
Admittedly, soccer is the most popular sport in thesubstitutions, just as in American football and basketball
world, with 175 countries considering "football" to be(my two favorite sports to watch). Fresh bodies will
their national pastime. However, while this is not totallyresult in faster, better play, and more action. It will
irrelevant to our discussion (after all, at least you canprobably increase the scoring a little, but only a little,
make the argument that it is a highly marketable sport),though, since the defenders will also be fresher.
soccer's tremendous worldwide popularity has littleSecond, have the official time on display for all to see.
effect on its popularity in the US. This could change, ofCurrently, only the referee, who can add "injury time"
course, if a very large number of individuals immigrateto the official time, is the only one who knows how
to the US from countries where soccer is verymuch exact time is left. This is nothing short of
popular. Given the current state of immigration laws,moronic. It takes some of the suspense away from
for purposes of this discussion, I am going to assumethe fans in a close game and also affects the ability of
this will not happen in the near future.the players to strategize near the end of the game.
Unless you were born yesterday (in which case youThird, allow the players to use their hands. OK, I am
have incredible reading skills for a one-day-old), by nowkidding. I am just preparing you for my third suggestion.
you know that soccer is not popular in the USYou ready? Here goes: get rid of the offside rule.
because it does have enough scoring, action and/orOriginally (1856/1863), the offside rule did not let the
contact for most Americans' tastes. To Americansattacking player touch the ball "unless there are more
who like the NFL (arguably the number 1 league andthan three of the other side before him." In the 1870's,
sport in the country), soccer seems like a chess matchafter much discussion between clubs, it was changed
which often results in a stalemate. Americans liketo 3 defenders. Then in 1925, it was changed to 2
sports with action that contain the exciting possibility ofdefenders and an immediate increase is scoring
a comeback. We do not want to watch a sportresulted (from 4700 goals to 6373 -- a 36 % increase.)
where when a team goes up 2-0 in the first half -- itHmm. Of course you would have to limit the offside to,
feels like an insurmountable lead! Baseball does notsay, 2 players, who are offside -- otherwise a team
have a lot of action or contact, however, it has enoughcould pack of a bunch of players in front of the goal
scoring to keep its many fans happy. And comebackskeeper.
almost always seem possible in a baseball game,I know soccer purists hate this suggestion, because
which holds their fans' interest. Football has plenty ofthey claim it will ruin the quality of the game. I find their
scoring and lots of action and contact. Basketball hasobjections very unconvincing (especially with my
lots of scoring and action, but little contact. Hockey hassuggestion where I would limit it to two players even
plenty of scoring and action, but more contact than iton direct or corner kicks). There would more
should. Soccer has little action, little scoring, and littleexcitement, more action, more fast breaks, and most
contact. Not a good combination for Americans.importantly, more scoring. I played soccer in high school
Keep in mind it does not matter whether you likeand I tried to watch games in the last 3 World Cups.
soccer the way it is -- it only matters whether theEven the Brazilian men were boring. Some of the
typical American sports fan likes it or not -- no mattergames were unbearable, and I love all sports.
the reasons why. You might really appreciate thePlease, if you want soccer to EVER be popular in the
strategy in soccer, however, I will counter with: WhyUS, get rid of the unnecessary offside rule. Or make
should I watch a boring "strategy" sport when I canthe goals bigger. Anything to increase the scoring to
watch an exciting sport with scoring, lots of actionmake it an exciting sport and not a chess match. I love
AND lots of strategy (i.e., American Football)?chess, but it is not sport. And for the typical American
Sorry, soccer fans, your sport has a long uphill battlesports viewer, neither is soccer.